1 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:04,980 Mom, please. 2 00:00:05,050 --> 00:00:06,650 Guys, what's wrong with your old bikes? 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,010 They're still perfectly good. 4 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:09,700 Mom, they're tricycles. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:11,730 Guys, I'm sorry, 6 00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:13,240 but we can't afford bikes right now. 7 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,690 I mean, it's that or food. 8 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,640 No, forget I gave you that option. 9 00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:19,910 Great. 10 00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:21,330 Now we're stuck here with nothing to do. 11 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:27,060 I mean, this is probably the most boring hotel In the history of boring hotels. 12 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,730 Oh, zack. 13 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:33,910 I love this hotel. 14 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,850 ♪♪ Here I am in your life ♪♪ 15 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:42,020 ♪♪ here you are in mine ♪♪ 16 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,540 ♪♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪♪ 17 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:46,740 ♪♪ most of the time ♪♪ 18 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,860 ♪♪ you and me got the world to see ♪♪ 19 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:51,160 ♪♪ so come on down ♪♪ 20 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:53,580 ♪♪ just me and you know what to do ♪♪ 21 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:56,070 ♪♪ so come on down ♪♪ 22 00:00:56,130 --> 00:00:58,100 ♪♪ it's you and me and me and you ♪♪ 23 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:00,890 ♪♪ we got the whole place to ourselves ♪♪ 24 00:01:00,950 --> 00:01:02,930 ♪♪ you and me,we got it all for free ♪♪ 25 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:05,490 ♪♪ so come on down ♪♪ 26 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:08,510 ♪♪ this is the suite life ♪♪ 27 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,660 ♪♪ we've got a suite life ♪♪ 28 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,190 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody S01E02 The Fairest of Them 29 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:21,830 Wow.It's like christmas. 30 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:26,370 I'm sweating in places I've never sweated before. 31 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:27,710 Excuse me. 32 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:28,940 Excuse us. Excuse us. 33 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,250 Excuse me. 34 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:33,160 I need to speak to the manager-- 35 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:34,750 Right away. 36 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:36,840 Marion moseby at your service. 37 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:38,660 Well, maryann, 38 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:40,460 My brianna is 39 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:45,580 the odds on favorite to win this years universal mini-miss beauty pageant. 40 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:48,460 I've already started working On your special requests. 41 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:54,480 Hot rollers, high wattage make up mirror,And a bucket of fried possum fingers. 42 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:57,000 Thank you. 43 00:01:58,070 --> 00:02:00,450 Oh, excuse me.My house is double parked. 44 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,860 Remind me to count the towels in her room. 45 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,050 All right. 46 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:09,380 Moseby booked a beauty pageant. 47 00:02:09,450 --> 00:02:11,210 I wish we could just go up and talk to them. 48 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:13,390 Hello. We can. 49 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,420 Watch and learn, little brother. 50 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:21,760 So, if I guess your name, do I win a kiss? 51 00:02:21,970 --> 00:02:24,270 Aw, you're so adorable 52 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:26,720 And so completely out of your league. 53 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,720 Smooth. 54 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:34,950 I hate beauty pageants. 55 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,020 I know. 56 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:37,850 I never won one either. 57 00:02:39,130 --> 00:02:43,440 The point is, they reward girls for being shallow, plastic robots. 58 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,390 What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool? 59 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:48,830 Isn't this cool? 60 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,650 Oh, that kind. 61 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,450 Look everyone, it's London. 62 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,950 Miss mini-miss 1999. 63 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:01,390 Bonjour ! pageant pretties. 64 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:02,400 Oh, no. 65 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,090 Ohh. What--what are you doing? 66 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,480 I know that guy. 67 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,980 We were rivals on the cruise ship circuit. 68 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:11,250 He's the lowest, most despicable creep that I ever know in my entire life 69 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:17,030 Tim 70 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:23,200 Carey, you look, ugh, incredible. 71 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:26,840 What are you doing here? 72 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:27,670 I work here. 73 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,640 Ah, good for you.There's no shame in being a maid. 74 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,940 I'm the, uh, I'm the host of this pageant. 75 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,970 Actually, I'm the headliner here. 76 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:38,050 They've given me a suite for me and my boys. 77 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,410 Oh, yes. I heard you had kids. 78 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,370 Don't worry, you'll get your figure back. 79 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:43,790 I love your hair. 80 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:45,520 Did you buy or lease it? 81 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,360 It was a gift. 82 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:55,170 So, you like video games? 83 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,830 There was no connection. 84 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:06,590 Ooh. But I think mini Miss Rhode Island's making eyes at me. 85 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,240 None of them have even noticed me. 86 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:20,890 Hi. 87 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,360 I'm sorry. I don't speak vietnamese. 88 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:34,090 I meant, do you need some help with your bag? 89 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,820 Uh, that's really nice of you, 90 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:38,030 But I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. 91 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:40,140 Oh, it's ok. I'm not that strange. 92 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,860 Except for when I get really nervous, 93 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:42,950 I can't stop talking. 94 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:43,880 Which is odd because I'm aware of it 95 00:04:44,070 --> 00:04:46,250 And you'd think I'd know better,But for some strange reason-- 96 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,050 All righty then. 97 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,220 Ok. This thing is a total washout. 98 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:57,060 The girls are all stuck up, phony-- 99 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:58,960 Don't talk about her like that. 100 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,540 She's sweet, 101 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,240 and she's pure, 102 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:04,920 And everything that's good about life. 103 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,200 Cody, you just met her. 104 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,290 And yet, 105 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,810 I know all I need to know about her. 106 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:15,230 Oh, yeah. 107 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:16,230 What's her name? 108 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,020 oh! 109 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:22,680 Not so fast. 110 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:26,710 Now, these young ladies are here for a very important competition. 111 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:29,400 Which happens to bring in a lot of money to this hotel. 112 00:05:30,090 --> 00:05:33,280 They did not come here to be harassed by tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber. 113 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:36,620 But I have to talk to what's her name. 114 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:38,590 Nope, nope, nope. Nip, nin. 115 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,530 There will be no fraternizing with the contestants 116 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:45,090 Or I will have your mother confine you to your hotel suite. 117 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,240 Now, these people are here as our guests. 118 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,420 We must treat them like royalty. 119 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:52,450 Maryann, where can I dump my porta potty? 120 00:05:54,510 --> 00:05:55,460 If you'll excuse me, 121 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:58,800 I have to help the queen with her throne. 122 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:05,950 How much longer do we have to wait here? 123 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:08,750 Until what's her name comes out and I can give her these. 124 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,750 Oh-uh! Moseby alert. 125 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,360 Oh, no. He's gonna see us fraternizing. 126 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,740 What are you, 5? 127 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,980 Quick. Hide in here. 128 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:22,600 Oh, tyreesha, in this dress you are bound to win. 129 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:23,590 No, I quit. 130 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,790 I'm sick of beauty pageants. 131 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:26,380 I'm going to science camp. 132 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:28,120 Where did I go wrong? Tyreesha. 133 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,150 There she is. 134 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,900 What are you doing? 135 00:06:33,950 --> 00:06:35,420 Oh, ladies. 136 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,900 Knock knock. Man in the house. 137 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,330 Come on in. We're decent. 138 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:44,360 Splendid. Splendid. 139 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:45,620 You know, 140 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,530 these rose colored candies are horrible. 141 00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:50,720 That's soap, madam. 142 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:54,200 Well, then they're pretty dang good. 143 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,530 Almost show time, girls. 144 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,640 Come on, come on, come on, 145 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,760 my little beauties. Come on. 146 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,060 Young lady, why aren't you in your dress? 147 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:07,420 Uh. Number 11. You're in the first group. 148 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,690 Ahh, is that a hair on your lip? 149 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,800 I hope so. 150 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,680 We'll just pull that right out. 151 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:14,830 No. 152 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,330 Come on. That's my only one. 153 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:19,710 Thank you, tiffany. 154 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,510 Our modeling competition continues, ladies and gentlemen. 155 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:27,550 Please welcome number 11, Miss Tyreesha Jones. 156 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,970 Tyreesha enjoys marine biology, double dutch, 157 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,740 And her hero is george washington Carver. 158 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,610 He's out of his mind. 159 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,150 $2,000! 160 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,980 He's a genius! 161 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,370 Yay, Tyreesha! You go, girl! 162 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,490 Oh, Tyreesha, 163 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,780 you were great. 164 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,640 I can't believe I've never seen you before. 165 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,900 Thanks. I-I-I'm new to this. 166 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,580 And I'm sure no one noticed you trip. 167 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,220 And Rebecca, your dress is so darlin'. 168 00:08:46,270 --> 00:08:49,290 It's just long enough to hide your scrawny little chicken legs. 169 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,110 Hey, back off or I'll-- 170 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:55,650 I-I-I mean why--why can't we all just be nice to each other? 171 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,040 You are new. 172 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,700 Thanks for sticking up for me. 173 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,970 Everyone else has been kind of mean. 174 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,500 Except for the person who sent me these pretty flowers. 175 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,180 But they didn't sign the card. 176 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:10,700 Uh, it was me. 177 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:12,920 Me brother cody. 178 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:15,000 Arg. I'm a pirate. 179 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,180 Hello... 180 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,130 Ladies. 181 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:23,420 Rebecca, you--you remember my brother cody. 182 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:24,340 Huh? 183 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:27,050 Cody. You're cody. 184 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,940 Thanks for the flowers. 185 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,190 Right. 186 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,160 Because I'm cody, 187 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,880 The one that sent you the flowers. 188 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:35,930 My daughter is twice as pretty as your daughter. 189 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:38,170 Aah! You bit me. 190 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:40,820 Ooh, mom's in a cat fight. 191 00:09:40,930 --> 00:09:42,560 I gotta go hold her earrings. 192 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:46,220 Look, you were so hot out there. 193 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,400 You have a chance to win the prize money. 194 00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:49,200 No way! 195 00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:50,070 I'm not doing it. 196 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:51,130 These heels are killing me 197 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:53,020 And my panty hose are riding up. 198 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:56,440 Who cares about your female problems? 199 00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:58,630 Think about the money. 200 00:09:58,710 --> 00:10:00,140 Think about the bikes. 201 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:01,920 You can't drop out of this pageant. 202 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:02,590 Forget it. 203 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:04,680 He's right. 204 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:05,920 You can't leave. 205 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:08,030 This pageant is like a shark tank. 206 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,740 I need you to help me get through this. 207 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,410 Uh, I'm in. 208 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:15,050 Hug. 209 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,570 Boy, eyeshadow's tough to get off. 210 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,710 'cause you use too much. 211 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:31,090 Which, by the way, makes you look a little cheap. 212 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,950 Now, I have a great idea for the talent competition. 213 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:38,370 Hello. 214 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:40,470 Oh, hi, Rebecca. 215 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:42,380 Is Tyreesha there? 216 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,560 Give me that. Oh, reesha! 217 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,340 Oh, hi, Rebecca. 218 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:48,670 Sorry to keep you waiting, 219 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:51,530 But I have to work overtime to look as good as you do. 220 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,620 Heh heh heh. You're so sweet. 221 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,780 Listen, brianna's having a slumber party tonight 222 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:56,940 And asked me to invite you. 223 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,990 It'd be so much more fun if you were there. 224 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,150 Wanna come? 225 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,320 A slumber party? 226 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,190 No. Absolutely not. 227 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,720 I'm putting my foot down. 228 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:06,880 I'll be there. 229 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:12,110 Clearly you do not understand the foot down concept. 230 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:14,950 Hey. This is the only way I can be with Rebecca 231 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:16,270 And I'm taking it. 232 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,790 Well, you're gonna blow your cover and our chance to get new bikes. 233 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,110 Tyreesha can do it. 234 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,650 no, Tyreesha can't. 235 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,420 Who's Tyreesha? 236 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:27,050 Um, the new weather girl on TV. 237 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,530 She's always wrong. 238 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:31,900 40% humidity. I don't think so. 239 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:35,950 The TV's not on. 240 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,600 Yeah. That's 'cause we turned it off. 241 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,630 We're sick of her lies. 242 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,390 Ok. 243 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,570 What do you guys have planned for tonight? 244 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,860 Um, um, I'm sleeping over at tapeworm's. 245 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,120 You're not? 246 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,630 Uh, no, we had a fight. 247 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:52,900 You and tapeworm? 248 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,330 Me and zack. 249 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,770 You wearing lipstick? 250 00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:58,780 That's what the fight was about 251 00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:01,230 Uh, I put lipstick on him while he was taking a nap. 252 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,140 That wasn't very nice. 253 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:05,440 And that's not your shade. 254 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,230 I told you. 255 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,270 Oh, look, girls, 256 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:21,630 it's little Tyreeta. 257 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,900 Tyreesha. 258 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,060 Like it matters. 259 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,220 Oh, honey, there's a tray out there with half a steak on it. 260 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:30,530 I'll be right back. 261 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,010 You're just in time. 262 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,490 We're playing what do you want to be when you grow up. 263 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:35,830 Ok. Me next. 264 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,560 A supermodel. 265 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,720 Tyreesha, what do you wanna be? 266 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:43,750 I'm gonna be a hockey player. 267 00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,640 Uh, or a princess. 268 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,290 Whichever pays better. 269 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,270 Eh, Rebecca? 270 00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:54,970 I wanna open a free animal hospital for underprivileged pets. 271 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:57,280 I think that's beautiful. 272 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,740 Thanks. 273 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,710 I need to start saving for vet school now. 274 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:03,520 That's the only reason why I'm doing the pageant. 275 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,700 What about you? 276 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:07,460 Uh, I'm doing it to buy some bikes. 277 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,500 For underprivileged pets. 278 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,750 Oh, that's so sweet. 279 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,540 It's so great that we can do this together. 280 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,280 Ooh.Hug. 281 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,690 Be right there. 282 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,540 Don't bother, darlings. 283 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:21,900 I own the place -London. 284 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,580 I got the candy counter girl to bring us some snacks. 285 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,620 Thank you for introducing me, 286 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,840 But I do have an actual name. It's maddie. 287 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:38,340 London, what did you want to be when you were little? 288 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,600 I wanted to be an heiress 289 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,060 And I did it. 290 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,370 Yay, me! 291 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,620 You must be so proud. 292 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:48,700 It takes a special kind of person to be born rich. 293 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,770 Ahh. Thank you. 294 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,010 What are you doing in there? 295 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,560 Um, putting on night creme. 296 00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,210 It has to be applied in the dark. 297 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,280 You know, girls, 298 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,070 Pageants have their place, 299 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,430 But looks aren't everything. 300 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,900 I mean, there's education and reading, museums, 301 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,990 Becoming a well-rounded person. 302 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,620 Do you know orlando bloom? 303 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,180 Orlando bloom likes smart girls. 304 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,460 I know he does. 305 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,770 I just know it. 306 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:23,540 He doesn't. -Oh, no. 307 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,960 Ow. 308 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,880 So, as returning royalty, 309 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:32,380 The judge has honored me with some confidential information 310 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,260 I'm not supposed to tell. 311 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,330 So, here it is. 312 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,000 Is it about orlando bloom? 313 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,250 London's talking. 314 00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:41,540 So, after today's events, 315 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,980 It seems the 3 front runners in the contest are 316 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,310 Brianna-- Yes. No surprise. 317 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,070 Rebecca. Duh. 318 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,220 And someone named Tyreesha. 319 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,210 Brianna, honey, look. 320 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,420 The maid left the cart out in the hall. 321 00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,140 We are set for the next 3 months. 322 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,200 Hello, carey. 323 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,170 Hello, Tim. 324 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,780 Oh, sorry I missed your little show last night. 325 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,980 I had some socks that just had to be folded. 326 00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,680 I did 3 encores. 327 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,460 That's when you sing more because they want you to. 328 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,000 Oh, Ms. Martin, 329 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:25,600 How would you like to do a duet In the pageant tonight with Mr. Tim? 330 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,800 When pigs fly. -You fly? 331 00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:33,180 Ms. Martin would be happy to oblige such an important guest 332 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:37,250 Who brings so much business to the tipton hotel. 333 00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:41,700 Apparently it'd be my pleasure. 334 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,660 Our talent compitition continues 335 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,540 With number 17, brianna. 336 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,010 Ugh. You no good, stinkin', lousy baton. 337 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,120 Momma! 338 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,230 Oh, baby. It's all right. 339 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,300 Brianna. 340 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:00,550 And Brianna's mom. 341 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:06,340 Well, it looks like it's between Rebecca and Tyreesha. 342 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,660 Oh, they're so cute. 343 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,470 I would have smoked 'em. 344 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,830 I just wanted to say good luck. 345 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,840 I hope you win the pageant, Tyreesha. 346 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,610 No, you deserve to win. 347 00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:21,880 You're beautiful, and unselfish, 348 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,790 And I've never seen anyone juggle while baking a cake. 349 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,910 You're so sweet. 350 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,400 If you were a boy, I'd kiss you. 351 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,360 Dude, those bikes are ours. 352 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:40,000 You are so gonna win this thing. 353 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,060 No, I'm not. 354 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,170 You need to have confidence. 355 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,360 You're such a loser. 356 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,520 What's wrong with you? 357 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,070 I'm throwing the competition. 358 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,510 Rebecca needs the prize money for vet school. 359 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,910 We've gone through too much for you to ruin this now. 360 00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:53,690 We? 361 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,160 I'm the one wearing a dress. 362 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,170 And you've never looked better. 363 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,240 Well, you better take a good last look 364 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,590 'cause I'm about to take it off for good. 365 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:03,980 I can't believe you gonna let some girl come between us. 366 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,140 You are not throwing this competition. 367 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,050 Try and stop me, pal. 368 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,710 Well, then take off the dress 'cause I can't hit a woman. 369 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,230 Zack , let me out of here 370 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:20,400 please welcome Tyreesha Jones 371 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:25,080 Performing an aria from Bizet's carmen. 372 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,690 Oh, I'm sorry here. There's been a program change. 373 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:36,790 Tyreesha will be demonstrating a brand new talent. 374 00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:23,680 Ugh. Where's zack? 375 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,790 -Who? -Tyreesha. 376 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,300 She's out there. 377 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,990 You're ruining Rebecca's chance at the crown. 378 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,450 You're ruining our chance for new bikes. 379 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,900 Uh. Unh.I don't care about the bikes. 380 00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:42,360 I care about Rebecca. 381 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,550 Well, I don't. 382 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,680 That's because you only think of yourself. 383 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,370 What is going on? 384 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,120 Nothing out of the ordinary. 385 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,910 Your boys are attempting to destroy my hotel, 386 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,000 But with a new twist. 387 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,350 One of them's wearing a dress. 388 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,200 What in the day long dickens is going on? 389 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,140 I don't know which one of you is Tyreesha, 390 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,050 But she or he is disqualified. 391 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,110 You're a boy? 392 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,150 You're a boy? 393 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,460 Very funny. You guys are such jerks. 394 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,920 Zack, why are you wearing a skirt? 395 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:24,870 I did it so we could win money for bikes. 396 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,500 Oh, thank goodness. 397 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,980 Hey, man. You ok? 398 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,010 Yeah. 399 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:39,370 Sorry I ruined it for you and Rebecca. 400 00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:43,250 I guess I was just being a selfish, greedy goofball. 401 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,610 Nah, you weren't greedy. 402 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,240 So we're cool? 403 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,620 We're cool. 404 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,780 I can't believe I thought a girl could be more useful than a bike. 405 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,610 It's ok, buddy. 406 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:56,210 We all make mistakes. 407 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,610 Well, I'm never making that mistake again. 408 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,550 From now on, it's just you and me. 409 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,590 Cody, can I talk to you? 410 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,140 Buzz off, bike boy. 411 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:10,950 Hi, Rebecca. Nice tiara. 412 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,770 I'm glad you won. 413 00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:14,470 Thanks to you. 414 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,800 I heard you tried to throw the competition for me. 415 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,540 I shouldn't have called you a jerk. 416 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:20,560 It's ok. 417 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,880 Well, I guess this is good-bye. 418 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:25,330 Yeah. Bye. 419 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:29,810 You're gonna be leaving and it's like-- 420 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:30,520 It's ok. 421 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:40,690 So much better than a bike. 422 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:49,260 Maryann, I'm just letting you know I am not paying for this movie 423 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,130 'cause I didn't like it. 424 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,050 I'll waive the fee, Madam 425 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:57,300 I understand what it's like to have to look at something utterly repulsive. 426 00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:00,310 Thank you. Uh-huh.